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So many colors to choose from that you’ll think you’ve ingested psilocybin.
So many additional colors that your optic nerve will put in for a two-week vacation.
So many additional colors that you’ll think your occipital lobe is misfiring.
So many additional colors to choose from that your cones and rods will dance a jubilee.
So many additional colors you’ll wonder if it’s possible for rainbows to exploded.
Comes in so many colors that they make red-eyed tree frogs look like two-bit chumps.
So many additional colors to choose from that you’ll think you’ve ingested psilocybin.
Makes for great wicks for Molotov cocktails—if it should ever come down to that.